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| Pastor Tim "The Americans" (Kelly AuCoin) |
Sorry, but I had to lead with a pic of Kelly AuCoin playing Pastor Tim on "The Americans" simply because his character is so very creepy, The character is currently in the mainstream consciousness of the show right now, and let's face it - that wig even beats out Philip as Clark as THE worst wig of the series!
Needless to say, it is my belief (no spoilers, just speculation), that good old Pastor Tim is not really who he says he is considering how cool and calm and "negotiating" he has been with Philip and Elizabeth about Paige. Either he's also KGB and/or CIA... maybe a little double agency going on here. But seeing how the CIA infiltrated churches and started many fundie churches (and still does), i.e. Jim Jones, it would not surprise me that Pastor Tim is somehow involved in some intelligence agency.
...or maybe he is a hypersexual Martian reptilian?
First off, who'd a thunk that there was another Pastor Tim (Tim Remington) in the present consciousness living in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho as senior pastor of The Altar Church? The Altar Church?? WTH is that? Two Pastor Tims currently in the mainstream of thought on this wonderful world of derangement and he has been campaigning for Ted Cruz? Say it ain't so, Joe!
In the universe of high weirdness, the best and only way this story could be explained would be by Christopher Loring Knowles of The Secret Sun.
Here's Chris' analysis of the hypersexual Martian Pastor Tim who lives in Idaho (high weirdness place - sorry Idahoans) who was shot eight (count them 8) times including one to the head with hollow point bullets by ex-Marine, Kyle Andrew Odom, and lived to tell about it.
Could there be any predictive programming going on here?
Pastor Tim, Pastor Tim, come out come out wherever you are!
